It’s 2:00pm and I’m just now getting out of bed.
I’m sensing a pattern for my Fridays and have decided that I’m perfectly okay with sleeping 11 hours and doing nothing for most of the day.
(Source: whoneedsfeminism, via professoralbusdumbledore)
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
seriously I have apparently been making eggs wrong my whole life what is this
whhhooooooooaaaaaaaa
(via life-is-poetic)
student:
can i borrow a pencil
teacher:
i don't know, CAN you?
student:
yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
